Dear Ben & Jerry's

Suggested Flavor Name: Lil Coconut’s Late Night Doodoo Carpet Party

Flavor description:

Coconut ice cream with fudge ribbon and graham crackers.
Okay, this is just a Hello Dolly, but my dog Lil Coconut sneaks out into the living room every night and goes #2 on the carpet, despite being potty trained! So my partner was making a joke about it, and said that she was up to her Late Night Doodoo Carpet Party, to which I responded: is that a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor?

DEAR BEN & JERRY’S,

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

LOVE,

MPCC xx

Colleen Williams